Money/ Saving Jokes

Here are some jokes about money/ saving I found online. I hope you’ll have fun reading them. Enjoy!

• My mother decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, “Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.” “Good”, my dad quickly replied. “Wash it again!”

• A couple was having a discussion about their finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, I wouldn’t be here.”

• A woman proudly told her friend, “I’m responsible for making my husband a millionaire.” “Well what was he before he married you?” the friend asked. “A billionaire.”

• When George found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his ill father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles club where he checked out the most beautiful woman he had ever seen..Her natural beauty was astounding it took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit 15 million dollars.”Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.Three days later, she became his stepmother.

• A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his dad, “I need to borrow two hundred dollars.” At the other end, his father says, “Sorry, I can’t hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line.” The boy shouts, “Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!” ”Sorry, I still can’t hear you clearly,” says his father. The operator cuts in, “Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly.” The father says, “Oh, good. YOU send him the money!”

• Mary was surprised to receive $10 from her Uncle for her birthday. The Uncle asked how she was going to spend it. Mary said, “I’m taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God. He’ll be just as surprised as I was at not getting a dollar like usual.”